Girls.Suck.But.YOU.Don't

Girls.Suck.But.YOU.Don't is the third official full-length release from The Flashbulb.

The subtitle of the record reads "15 tracks from my hard drive", and this amusing label is no misnomer. According to interviews with Jordan at the time of the record's release, an upstart Japanese breakcore label by the name of Accel Muzhik contacted him earlier that year, desperate to release some of the musician's work for their own label. Being in no mood to release another definitive work at the time, let alone on a struggling new label like Accel Muzhik, Jordan mastered a collection of fifteen haphazardly compiled tracks from his hard drive onto CD and sent it to them.

Consequently, the album plays out like a kaleidoscopic, rough trip through the mind of Jordan on an off-day. The drum programming is more lax and roughly assembled on some tracks, the sequencing of the album is abrupt and scattershot, and there is no consistent theme. Even the cover art is simply Photoshop-filtered images of Mr. Yosuke Nakamura on a plain black background.

Track listing

 * 1) "Your New Human" – 1:13
 * 2) "The Northest You Can Bring Me" – 2:07
 * 3) "Hello Dr Db Dv" – 2:54
 * 4) "Moving Forward" – 4:16
 * 5) "Red Vector Acid Minute" – 1:00
 * 6) "Awaken" – 2:28
 * 7) "Air Nad Adrian" – 2:26
 * 8) "Everyday Gone" – 2:39
 * 9) "Hamlin" – 3:40
 * 10) "Think Acid" – 2:16
 * 11) "Counting Snow" – 0:39
 * 12) "Floating - Spinning" – 3:09
 * 13) "Guys Suck But I Don't" – 2:42
 * 14) "My Cold Blue Father" – 3:59
 * 15) ".mp3" – 3:34

Trivia

 * "Red Vector Acid Minute" is a remix of "Red Vector Stick" from Ephedrine.
 * On Groupees, The Flashbulb titles the track "My Cold Blue Father" as "My Cold Blue Feather."